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❝ The internet is a breeding ground for freaks. ❞
send matti these fun things from a fun sitcom || accepting
Mathias looked up from where he was wrapping presents and snorted a laugh. “Hate to break it to you, baby, but we were freaks long before the internet came around.”
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“Why is it that every time I turn around you’ve gotten yourself in trouble again?”
matti does dumb shit (accepting)
Mathias squeaked and glanced over at Lilli as he held his hand under the water, letting it run over the gnarly little cut he had managed to get from... God only knew what. “Because I’m the klutziest Dane to ever Dane? Or klutz? I dunno how that sentence would work.” He makes a gesture with his head. “Can...you get me my suture kit from the bathroom...”
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Send Basti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: Chrisje🥰
RINGTONE: still the one--orleans
PICTURE: their first kiss in Aruba with Christiane tugging her sunhat in front of their faces
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘Okay. Don’t forget to eat lunch :) love you’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘ayy lucky for you, babe, I’m omw home for the day! >:3c. Elise is giving me some time off so we can snug. love you too <3 ‘
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Send Matti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: min trold **
RINGTONE: hold me up-- conrad sewell
PICTURE: wedding photos from her and Basti’s elopement <3
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘i cannot believe you tripped and hurt yourself hiking. something you do on the almost-daily.’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘listen here MA’AM. My boot was shitty :c don’t be mean I’m too cute for that.’ **it was ‘queen weed bitch’ but then he decided to change it just to piss her off :)
☎ for alvin
Send Matti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: Hej Homie
RINGTONE: party in the usa--miley cyrus**
PICTURE: Alvin trying to hold up traffic for a line of ducks crossing the road in VA Beach
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘are danishes actually danish :^)?’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘imma suplex u. WE HAD A CONVO ABOUT THIS :C DON’T YOU LOVE ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS, ALVIN!!!!!’ **mathias hates this song but whenever his phone goes off and it’s alvin he gets a good laugh for ten minutes, misses the call because he’s laughing, and has to call back :)
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Send Matti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: S-ster Bringer of Rye
RINGTONE: standard iPhone ringtone; he hasn’t decided what he likes for S yet.
PICTURE: S with rye at Mathias’ door bc he’s got a one-tracked mind
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘lilli and I are canning soon.’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘OH YOOOOOOOOO. I gotta shit tonna lingonberries i may request y’all take some off my hands for some jams jams jams. Tho I guess I can also do it myself? never mind LOL’
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Send Matti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: kanel snegle
RINGTONE: house on a hill-- passenger
PICTURE: Emma in her christmas jammies opening up a present on christmas from 2018
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘how are you feeling?’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘i’m honestly fINE. Lilli is such a snITCH >:C. Just a couple stitches and a nastily sprained ankle. Sweetie, I’m okay I promise. But I appreciate you endlessly and love you endlessly.’
☎ >:3
Send Basti ☎ so he can reveal your odd name in his phone
NAME: Stupid Bitch <3
RINGTONE: Circle of Life
PICTURE: Him, Ludwig, and Mathias all standing in their swimsuits at Typhoon Lagoon at DisneyWorld looking like the fuckbois that they are. They’re also wasted.
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: ‘Okay but I don’t want to go >:(’
LAST TEXT SENT: ‘and this is why you’re stupid bitch in my phone <3 <3 get your ass up or I’m halting any beer you may get from me in the next 12 months. KISS KISS FALL IN HATE YA BASTARD.’
